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the punks, the post-believers.

No gods. No masters.
Only the mat.

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Cult Grappling was born from the cracks in the mat…

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The Chain of Breath

a rotating sermon of gym gossip, anti-technique, bad advice, cult doctrine, and occasional truth.
Sometimes we write to expose the system.
Sometimes we just want to talk shit.

Either way, you’re already too deep to stop reading.

Bullshido – Jiu-Jitsu and the Paradox of Tolerance

This article from Bullshido dives into a tough but important idea: if we tolerate everything—including intolerance—we risk losing the kind of respectful, inclusive culture most of us want in jiu-jitsu. Drawing on philosopher Karl Popper’s paradox of tolerance, it makes the case that letting toxic behavior slide in the name of being open-minded actually weakens the whole community. It’s a call to draw the line when necessary to protect the space we train in.

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Teh Squad

Behind every great cult is a squad of totally qualified, not-at-all suspicious individuals guiding the way.

Meet our leadership: part grappling instructors, part messianic visionaries, full-time vibes managers.

They’ve read The Art of War, The Secret, and the back of a creatine tub.

Jim
Head Instructor / Gym Owner
Marshall
Kids Class Instructor
Keith
Women's Class / Exec. Training

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